The case of the missing remote…SOLVED!

So 3 days ago Josh put the remote on the arm of the love seat and walked away. A few mins later it was gone. We looked in all the usual places: Under the couch, under the love seat, behind the TV, in the school room, in the kitchen….nothing. No sign of it. So we went to bed. Next day we looked again. Still nothing. Weve tore this house apart. Every single room and no sign of the remote. Finally tonite I said thats it. It has to be inside the love seat. So since we r getting a new one anyway as soon as Ashley Furniture gets their finger out of their asses and gets my new loving roomset here (its on back order!) I said ok lets cut the bottom cloth flap off the love seat. It must be in there. Wayne was like no. We aint doing that. After about 20 mins of fighting about it he said I was wrong and went ahead and chopped it off. What did we find? The remote! See? Hasnt he figured out by now just to shut up and listen to me? *sigh* Men!